Can you tell his mom is a nurse?

Yesterday I asked the boys if they were excited about getting our puppy. Mason's been telling us he wants a boy dog, so he's a bit disappointed by the femaleness of our future wee one, which apparently is on his mind. He said...

"Our puppy is a girl, with no pee-pee and no scrotum. And she'll have a bow in her hair and a Halloween costume all over her body and she'll dress up like a superhero."

Anatomically correct body naming makes me smile.