Pirates and Robbers of the Wasteful Sort

Eating lunch, driving in the car...
Micah: "Mommy, do I have to eat my crusts?"
"Yes, Micah, we don't waste food."
"Is it bad to waste food?"
"Yes, we need to be thankful for what we have and not waste it."
"Do pirates waste food?"
"umm, yes."
"Do robbers waste food?"
"ummm, yes."
"Ok, I'll eat my crusts."

sometimes you just do what you gotta do.